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The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 (Unabridged)
by Lemony Snicket

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Dear Listener,

The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

It would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.

To avoid causing discomfort, your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

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Average Customer Review: 5 of 5

Publisher: Harper Audio
ISBN: 0-06-008781-1
Audio Length: 4 hours and 50 min.


Other audio books by Lemony Snicket:
The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)
The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)
The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)
The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)
The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)
The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)
The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)
The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)
The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)



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